Sep 06
adminMeet a Member, Newsletters
Name: Adam Djonlagic
Profession: Bookkeeper (not in a library)
Nickname: AJ or sometime "large dick"
How you got it: People cannot spell my name ….
Partners Name:Kathie (good woman) “mumma”
Do they mind you playing golf?: YES they are glad to get rid of me and have some peace. I do not know why?
Handicap: Great with the new system 23
Hole in One? Where?:: NO - not on a golf course anyway
ARU / NRL / AFL Team/s:ARU Qld Reds NRL Rabbitohs AFL who cares
Funniest Golfing Moment: During our one of many $10 trips playing with Rabbit and Macka. Rabbit was excited that Macka was using a distance finder and arriving on a part 3 hole,Rabbit walks over to the buggy to check the distance. Has a good look at the gadget and at the hole, goes to his bag and changes clubs. After his usual ritual before hitting the ball (listening for every noise five kilometers away, etc) he hits the ball as clean as the pro, but the ball only went half way. In his amazement he just could not understand why his ball did not go very far. He confirms that the distance finder showed a distance of 80 meters to the flag… Macka grabs the gadget to check the distance, and YES it was 80 meters but to the previous hole flag as Rabbit forgot to press the button to go to the next hole.. which was around 155 meters long. We could not stop laughing for the next few holes and Rabbit did not rely on looking at the distance finder again!
Aug 04
adminMeet a Member, Newsletters

Name: Warrick Duck
Profession: Finance consultant
Nickname: Ducky
How you got it: Not sure how I got it! Maybe because my ass is so close to the ground!
Partners Name:Wife Emma
Do they mind you playing golf?: Emma doesn’t mind me playing golf. For some reason she only asks how I went when I have played a poor game! Never after a good one!
Handicap: 14 went out a couple with the new scramble, love it!
Hole in One? Where?: Never had a hole in one,
ARU / NRL / AFL Team/s: Geelong, Auckland blues u8’s, Burleigh bears u10’s
Funniest Golfing Moment: Playing Rooster (Bruce Reardon) in a club match play event and on the 3rd that is now the 12th his buggy and bag rolled down the hill and into the drink. I didn’t laugh on the outside but was roaring on the inside. I went onto defeat the competitive Rooster..
Jul 05
adminMeet a Member, Newsletters
NAME: Ian Richards
PROFESSSION: some say full time idiot but I am an Accountant by trade specialising in small to medium size business recovery.
NICKNAME: Richo and of late Fat Neck
HOW YOU GOT IT: First one kind of obvious, second one from some fat little old man who calls himself El President. Dont know why he would be so mean to me.
PARTNERS NAME: I am divorced and open to most offers. Of late I have been told that my partner is Adam
DO THEY MIND YOU PLAYING GOLF?: No, I have to pick him up, listen to him jibber all day, then get a lift home with him and you wonder why I drink.
HANDICAP: 18
HOLE IN ONE? WHERE?: Unfortunately you have to hit straight for that to happen so no.
ARU / NRL / AFL TEAMS /S: Die hard Wallaby and Waratahs Fan. Dragons and Hawks
FUNNIEST GOLFING MOMENT: Most Saturdays a pretty funny, so are our trips away and Rabbit trying to hit out of a bunker 17 times was a classic but I think the thing that always sticks in my mind is when I stopped playing rugby and took up golf I was super competitive and could not understand why I was not as good as the professionals. The usual tantrums and club throwing started to creep in my game when an old fellow I was playing with one day pulled me aside and said listen would you rather hit that poor shot or hear darling once you finished the gardening I want to go shopping. I then understood what my Saturday golf was all about.
Recent Comments